You can get remote brake bleed nipples for not much but I agree you can just most likley gravity bleed them.
Stupid question No.2 - Are the front hoses connected the right way around? The two piston diameters in the caliper are quite differnent with one designed to work at lower pressure.
Nope...Not a stupid question at all but I checked this was all connected correctly already.
On the bleed screw front, I didnt know there was such a thing as a remote bleeder but google came to the rescue. Wonder if I will find one with M10 X1.25 connection though. I had previously made 4x "Heath Robinson" capping mechanisms to isolate the banjo ends of the pipe connections to the calipers...will take a pic once attached.
Another recollection I had was I remeber finding the odd small "blue crumbs"" in the brake fluid when bleeding at first and I thought that this might be thread locker that a PO had applied to the bleed screw threads to stop them drawing air when bleeding. I found myself that vacuum bleeding did seem to draw air past the threads even with the smallest opening of the screw.....I abandoned this method in favour of the pressure bleeder, or the reverse bleeder or the tried and tested 2 man approach.
I paid such a stupidly high price for this car thinking I would be getting a well maintained example in good order......closer inspection, which isnt really permissible when buying, has unvovered loads of astonishing hidden horrors......buyer beware. However, I am 95% there in recovering this thing but for this one last brake issue that is preventing me getting a road worthiness certificate (or MOT for you guys on the UK)
Doh....soooo close, surely !...Keep the ideas coming please